Saturday, July 24, 2010

23 Album Covers That Changed Everything

Long before MTV, performers expressed the visual dimension of their art through their album covers. Every music fan has his/her favorites, but several covers stand out for their brilliance, their impact and their ability to make as much of a statement as the music they represent. Every art form has its giants, and album cover art is no exception. The work of the designers featured here spans over 40 years of music.
THE SIXTIES: Before the 1960s, most albums featured portraits of musicians, instruments or musicians playing instruments. But the 1960's spirit of exploration and experimentation found its way into music and, consequently, onto album covers.


1967 The Beatles, Sgt.Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

sgt_pepper.jpgThe Beatles' album covers act as a kind of scrapbook for their mythmaking career: a serious With the Beatles, a hippie-esque Rubber Soul, a stripped down The White Album, and a funeral procession on Abbey Road. Each is a testament to the band's creativity and insight into their culture. Yet no single album cover defines its era and its artists more than 1967's Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

As with any good cult artifact, stories built around the album: Was Paul McCartney dead? (No.) Are the figures cardboard cutouts? (Yes.) Are those pot plants? (No.) The album was also legendarily difficult to execute—securing the faces of the band's heroes and influences, from Alistair Crowley to guru Maharishi Mahesh Yogi—was a logistical nightmare. Finding photographs of everyone, blowing them up to specifications and tinting them with color all turned out to be well worth the effort, however. The album became the single most recognizable (and, according to many, the greatest) album cover of all time.


1965 Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass, Whipped Cream & Other Delights

herbf.jpgThis concept album pushed the 1960s envelope all the way to the fridge. Every song on the album is named for some kind of food, something the cover model seems to be enjoying in a more than metaphorical way. This was Herb Alpert's most successful album, but whether the songs or cover sold the album has yet to be determined.


1969 Grateful Dead, Aoxomoxoa

2031738.jpgIt's an iconic example of psychedelic art by one of the giants of the genre, graphic artist and California surfer, Rick Griffin. The band met Griffin backstage after a concert and fell in love with his style. In fact, they were so sure of his talent that they gave him total artistic freedom for the cover. Griffin also designed the first masthead for Rolling Stone.


1967 The Doors, Strange Days

51VV3VKNQML._AA240_.jpgWith this album, The Doors touched on the decade's surrealism with a Fellini-esque circus, but still escaped the psychedelia that typified its generation. The cover's zoo of characters were a mix of professionals, amateurs and friends. The juggler is the photographer's assistant. The trumpet player in the background was a cab driver who agreed to pose for $5 right before the image was shot.


1969 Blind Faith, Blind Faith

410FJRY7ARL._AA240_1.jpgBy the end of the decade, idealism had given way to cynicism, yet this album offered a strange vision of hope. A maiden in the nude, holding a silver spaceship matted onto a pastoral setting, forms a metaphorical union of innocence and achievement, life and knowledge, uncharacteristic of the decade that spawned it.

THE SEVENTIES: The stylistic fragmentation of the 1960s continued in the 1970s. Bands like Pink Floyd, Yes and Led Zeppelin claimed music—and their respective album covers—were definitely a trip.


1971 The Rolling Stones, Sticky Fingers

41D56JD6YEL._AA240_.jpgRock n' roll is sometimes used as a euphemism for sex, so it's no wonder that the crotch has been the centerpiece of countless album covers. Yet, The Rolling Stones' Sticky Fingers is the most famous and innovative example.

Sticky Fingers stands out as the best album cover of the decade. The cover features an Andy Warhol photograph of a well-endowed young man (contrary to legend, it was not Mick Jagger). A working zipper on the man's pants could be opened to reveal another shot of the model, this time in his skivvies. The zipper left its mark on the album cover genre. Unfortunately, it also left its mark on the record itself (right in the middle of "Sister Morphine").


1973 Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon

e90917w9hct.jpgThe classic simplicity of the prism on Dark Side is partly derived from a textbook illustration designed to show how light passes through a prism to form a spectrum. In a science book, however, a prism spectrum has seven colors. The album cover only has six; they got rid of indigo simply because it looked too much like purple.


1977 Sex Pistols, Never Mind the Bollocks Here's the Sex Pistols

g40130e1tkg.jpgNothing sums up the punk ethos better than this album. Like the record itself, the cover resembles a ransom note (actually designed with cut-up newspaper bits), boldly proclaiming the Pistols had stolen the music industry's thunder … and didn't plan on giving it back. The album was first refused in record shops because of the word "bollocks," and the issue was later taken up in court.


1979 Supertramp, Breakfast in America

f32520v6fj8.jpgThis album reflects the English band's move to the United States and the cynicism that went along with it. A view of the Manhattan skyline, uncannily recreated with salt shakers, creamers, coffee mugs, egg cartons, napkin dispensers and silverware, stands behind a friendly waitress named Libby who offers you a tall glass of OJ—all through your airplane window. Good morning, indeed.


1979 The Clash, London Calling

d95264o1973.jpgPunk thrust a rusted safety pin into the nostril of the bloated music industry with this one. London Calling juxtaposed the concept of a 1956 Elvis album with a blurry image of Paul Simonon smashing his bass. Incidentally, during the shoot, he smashed his watch in the process. That's the price you pay for ripping on Elvis.

THE EIGHTIES: The 1980s offered an interesting contrast: Musically, the decade was both an extension of the excesses of the 1970s and a reaction to it. So what was the product of this conflict? The ability to stir up some controversy.


1988 Jane's Addiction, Nothing's Shocking

1927.jpgThis album was shocking in every way. A pair of Siamese twins joined at the hip and shoulder (actually plaster sculptures built by lead singer Perry Ferrell himself) sit naked on a love seat, their heads on fire.

According to Ferrell, it's harder to get big flames burning on plaster twins than one might think. Nine national record chains refused to stock the album.


1980 Gamma, Gamma 2

f55492e9yd5.jpgThis cover perfectly illustrates the fear that 1980's punk rock brought into the otherwise serene suburbs of America. Originally, the pair of feet in the bottom right corner of the cover were only those of a woman, but Electra Records felt the image might seem inflammatory to certain female customers. At the last minute, a pair of male feet were added to the cover.


1988 Prince, Lovesexy

f61458f9n0i.jpgWhile heavy metal and punk were making waves in music during the 1980s, Prince pushed the envelope in a different direction. Celebrating both sexual freedom and ambiguity, Prince combined a feminine pose with overt phallic imagery. Believe it or not, the shot was spontaneous: the photographer Jean-Baptiste Mondino suggested Prince go nude just before the session.


1983 Def Leppard, Pyromania

c33511kk8d2.jpgThis album made Tipper Gore's "filthy fifteen" list when she crusaded against "porn-rock" in the mid-1980s. By organizing the Parents' Music Resource Center, she encouraged the Recording Industry Association of America to adopt an explicit content labeling policy to protect minors.

THE NINETIES AND BEYOND: By the 1990s the CD had replaced the old vinyls of yesterday. While the classic square shape was back, the smaller size meant designers didn't have as much space with which to work. Time will tell what images from the 1990s will stake their claim as classics. Some are immediate standouts.


1991 Metallica, Metallica

alb263.jpgThe rock band reflects their stripped-down sound with this none-more-black cover, known to fans simply as "the black album." The album marked the band's transition from heavy metal to mainstream.


1990 Pixies, Bossanova

Pixies_Bossanova_large.jpgThe Pixies took their listeners to another world with Bossanova, mixing the old with the new and the new with the kitsch and retro. Pixies' vocalist Frank Black claims he saw a UFO as a child and was always infatuated with outer space. In fact, the band's founding members decided to form the band while on a trip to New Zealand to see Halley's Comet.


1996 Beck, Odelay

images7.jpgOne of the decade's strangest covers comes, fittingly, from one of its strangest artists. Beck's album shows a Komondor, (a Hungarian sheepdog with a dreadlock-like coat), leaping over a hurdle. It's almost impossible to tell it's a dog, but it's even harder to forget.


1997 Prodigy, Fat of the Land

4d4e224b9da00f3409a3c010._AA240_.L.jpgThe rise of electronica brought acts like Prodigy to the fore, which featured a crab with brandished claws, symbolic of their aggressive beats and attitudes. The image was chosen at the last minute as an illustration of the album title: a crab coming out of the sea to enjoy the bounty of the land.

AND SOME COVER ARTISTS YOU SHOULD MEET:


Andy Warhol: 1967 The Velvet Underground, The Velvet Underground and Nico

f86637hbo58.jpgDespite what it insinuates on the cover, the album's title is not Andy Warhol. Rather, the then-unknown The Velvet Underground used their well-known album artist'of Warhol's name created a persistent myth about The Velvets. Everybody thought Andy Warhol was the lead guitarist."

Reid Miles: 1962 Freddie Hubbard, Hub-Tones

f87257icfkw.jpgReid Miles produced almost 500 graphically striking covers for Blue Note Records jazz acts like Freddie Hubbard. Apparently, Blue Note often didn't have the budget to print full-color album covers, so Miles was confined to using two colors. With his creativity and resourcefulness though, you'd never know.


Neon Park XIII: 1970 The Mothers of Invention, Weasels Ripped My Flesh

f07169ewhes.jpgA painter, whose name is as colorful as his work, Park produced quirky paintings for Little Feat and the Beach Boys, and the infamous Weasels Ripped My Flesh for Frank Zappa's band, The Mothers of Invention. This one was based on an ad for an electric shaver from a 1950s Life magazine.


Roger Dean: 1973 Yes, Tales From Topographic Oceans

c85091rj7bo.jpgInfluenced by John Michell's The View Over Atlantis—which argues the entire earth is connected via a single prehistoric ancient culture—and by P. Yogananda's Autobiography of a Yogi, Dean imagined otherworldly dreamscapes for prog-rock groups like Yes and Asia. In 1970, Dean also designed the first logo for a new record label, Virgin.


Hipgnosis (A British design pair led by Storm Thorgerson): 1975 Pink Floyd, Wish You Were Here

e423395we8t.jpgHipgnosis produced widespread cover art, including Led Zepellin's Houses of the Holy and over 20 Pink Floyd covers. In Wish You Were Here, the burning man shaking hands actually is on fire. At the photo shoot, the stunt man wore an asbestos suit and a wig, then doused himself with gasoline and lit a match.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

...And In the End...The Covers You Make...Are Equal To...a Pile Of Crap

Let me tell you, it's a LOT easier citing examples of BAD Beatles covers, than coming up with good ones. A box set could be compiled, but then, who'd buy it? (A bunch of nutjob Beatle completists, that's who) Without further ado, here are some covers that even the most ardent Beatlemaniac would find hard to swallow. Phony Beatlemania has bitten the dust, indeed!

Sean Connery - In My Life
This sublimely ridiculous soliloquy comes from the fairly recent George Martin tribute album, In My Life. James Bond is licensed to kill; James Bond's voice on a spoken word Beatles cover is licensed to induce the gag reflex.


Lena Horne and Gabor Szabo - Rocky Raccoon
This may be poor timing, but so be it: the next platter that should've been smashed by Maxwell's silver hammer before it got out of the pressing plant belongs to Ms. Lena Horne. The normally oh-so classy Ms. Horne suffered a serious lapse in judgement when she agreed to cover this goofy 'White Album' filler track the renowned jazz guitarist Szabo. She sounds less and less amused as the song wears on. You know what, Lena? I'm right there with ya!


Mrs. Miller - Hard Day's Night
OK, folks, I saved the BEST for last:
When I first decided to post a 'Worst Beatles Covers Of All Time' blog, one of the first bad covers I thought of was Goldie Hawn's (!) version of 'Hard Day's Night'. 'But wait a minute, Kris', I thought to myself, 'What about Mrs. Miller'??? You say you haven't heard of Mrs. Miller? Well, let's just say you haven't lived until you hear the great Elva Miller warble (and I do mean WARBLE) her rendition of the Beatles classic. Behold:

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Sacrilege!(?)

There is absolutely NO question that the Beatles deserve to be at the top of the heap in the pop/rock pantheon. The Beatles were one of the first bands I dug as a kid (there were actually a few that I latched onto first, but we'll get to that some other time), and I always enjoy listening to them to this day. HOWEVER, I am of the opinion that there are certain Beatles tunes that have fared better in other hands. Some of you are probably seething with rage right now that I have the audacity to float such an idea, I know, but, guess what - I have plenty of evidence to support my claims...

Earth, Wind & Fire - Got to Get You Into My Life
EWF were at the top of their game when they appeared in the film version of 'Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band,' which has gone down in history as the worst movie musical of all time, and one of the worst films of all time, period. This movie managed to all but ruin a few careers, and proved a setback to quite a few others. Somehow, though, Maurice White, Phillip Bailey, et. al., managed to emerge without a scratch. Moreover, their version of this tune, which originally appeared on Revolver was a HUGE hit for the group, making it to #1 on the Soul/R&B singles chart, and #9 on the Pop chart. For my money, Earth, Wind & Fire's version has a lot more 'zing' to it than the original.


Stevie Wonder - We Can Work It Out
The Beatles' version of this No. 1 single hinges on John's somber middle eight ("Life is very short"), which suggests there's more than a shadow of doubt behind Paul's dogged positivity. In Stevie's magic hands, it's not about a lovers' spat but the whole of humanity: We can, and will, work it out. And, damn, if Stevie's version doesn't make you want to dance, you may want to check for a pulse.


Al Green - I Want To Hold Your Hand
'I Want...' was the first Beatles song I ever heard, I think. For sure, it was the first Fabs tune that left an impression on me. In the Beatles' hands, it's sweet and innocent - barely even a love song. But when the good Reverend gets hold of it, and shouts out 'We got the feeling', he sets about to SHOW us he has the feeling, and, for the life of me, it sounds like a markedly different feeling than John and Paul sang about...especially when Mr. Green breaks out his patented falsetto.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

White Lace and Promises

There are certain things from my childhood that have become inexplicably and inextricably imprinted into my cerebral cortex. I'm not even talking about significant events in my young life, I'm just talking about small things from day-to-day life that have stuck with me over the course of several decades. I'm sure most of us have some of these memories of little things that, whether we like it or not, we will probably never shake.

One such unshakable item from my childhood was a TV commercial for the now-defunct Crocker Bank. The commercial featured a young couple getting married, with a lilting, saccharine, and very catchy tune playing behind the visuals. The tune was 'We've Only Just Begun' and was sung by one of the co-writers of the song, Paul Williams. The song turned out to be Williams' big break - he got a call from Richard Carpenter of 'The Carpenters' fame - he wanted to record the song for the Carpenters upcoming album. Paul Williams went on to have quite a career, and is now enshrined in the Songwriters Hall of Fame. He is also the current president of ASCAP.

So, anyway, as a young boy, every time that ubiquitous commercial would pop onto the screen, I would blanch, and either change the channel (which required actually walking over to the TV and turning the rotary dial - oh, the horror!), or (literally) run out of the room screaming. To make matters worse, several months later, the Carpenters' version was all over the AM radio dial, and Richard and Karen also made frequent TV variety show appearances performing the tune.

Truth be told, even as a kid, I found the commercial touching, and I think that was the main reason I eschewed the commercial and the song, because what 11/12-year-old boy wants to get in touch with those kinds of emotions??!! Fortunately, I have grown up just enough since then to appreciate the sentiments expressed in the ad, and to recognize a well-crafted pop standard when I hear one.

The Crocker Bank ad, Paul Williams on vocals:



And here are the Carpenters (man, do I ever love those 70's variety show set pieces):

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Whatever Happened To...

...Bobbie Gentry? Who's Bobbie Gentry, you ask? Does 'Ode to Billie Joe' ring a bell? Yeah, that Bobbie Gentry. Well, there was more to her than 'Billie Joe', as far as I'm concerned, as her version of 'Niki Hoeky' attests...man, do I ever love those 70's TV production values!

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Frivolous Lawsuit of the Week








A Los Angeles judge ruled yesterday (January 23) that Slash and his wife can proceed with a lawsuit against the brokers who sold them their house because it's not, in their eyes, suitable for parties.

The former Guns N' Roses guitarist claims that real estate agent Gregory Holcomb and Sotheby's International Realty misrepresented the Hollywood Hills house, saying it was a good location to hold parties.

The couple, who bought the house in 2006 and sold it in 2007, claim that the home was smaller than advertised and is located on a street with parking restrictions, inhibiting their ability to throw large parties. As a result, they are seeking more than $1 million and punitive damages.

The judge did not dismiss the couple's claims, but will allow Sotheby's to dispute the punitive damages.

Midnight Used to Mean Something

I remember, when I was in high school, how much I used to look forward to watching the Midnight Special on Friday nights. Wolfman Jack playing hosts to the likes of this guy, who was oh-so-relevant at the time:



...bonus Nuge goodness...

See How Camels Agree With Your Throat...



This is pretty cool...I just wish Fred and Barney could've figured out a way to include a 'Winston break' in every episode...

Trying To Earn My Stripes

...but not the kind of stripes Mr. Cash is singing about here...just started this blogging thang...